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Bus Shelter Ablaze: Teen Vape Party Creates Smoke Signals That Look Like an Urban Apocalypse

Smoke Signals 

There I was, steering my trusty bus through the urban jungle, just another day in the life of a public transportation gladiator. As I approached the next stop, I noticed something unusual in the distance. The bus shelter seemed to be sending up smoke signals, as if it was trying to communicate with the heavens or maybe just the next bus on the route. Plumes of smoke billowed out like it was auditioning for a disaster movie.

“Is this real life or did I just drive into a Michael Bay film?” I thought, gripping the steering wheel a little tighter. Should I hold back or brave the smoke screen? What a dilemma! But hey, this is what I signed up for, right? Heroics and all that jazz.

As I inched closer, the smoke thickened, swirling around in a dramatic display that would make any Hollywood special effects team jealous. I half-expected to see a dragon emerge from the haze or at least a group of firefighters sliding down poles in slow motion. Instead, as the bus crawled forward for a closer look, a group of figures started to materialize, running from the shelter like extras in a low-budget thriller.

“Here we go,” I muttered, ready to spring into action. But as the smoke cleared, the "screaming figures" revealed themselves to be a gaggle of teenagers, each one clutching a vape like it was a ticket to instant coolness. They weren't fleeing for their lives; they were just desperately trying to look nonchalant while exhaling clouds of flavored vapor. Crisis averted. No need for heroics today.

I shook my head and chuckled as the last of the vapor dissipated. “Kids these days,” I thought, as I pulled the bus to the stop. They scattered like pigeons, leaving behind nothing but the lingering scent of bubblegum and the faint hope that next time, my adventure would involve a bit less drama and a lot more sanity.

And so, the journey continued. Just another day in the life of a bus driver, navigating not just the streets, but the ever-surprising theatrics of public transit.

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