City Bus Driver

That Dude’s Vape The Wildest, Weirdest, Most WTF Day in Public Transport History Okay, so I’m just gonna start by saying: if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to drive a bus while tripping without actually taking anything? Well, welcome to my Monday. Picture this—me, Chad Thunderstruck, your favourite bus driver, doing my thing. Picking up people, dodging bad drivers, living my best life. But today? Oh, today the universe decided to throw me into the deep end of weird. And I’m not talking about your garden-variety strangeness, like someone bringing a parrot in a backpack (happened). No, no. Today, I drove headfirst into a fever dream, complete with  walking trees ,  shadow ninjas , and  a bush with commitment issues . But before we get into that mess, let’s rewind a bit. Because I think the source of this bizarre trip might have been  Bill —the guy with the vape pen that smelled like a candy factory and a reggae concert had a baby. The Setup: Bill and His Magical V...

Severed Hand The bus rumbles beneath me, a living beast of metal and glass, as I steer it through the city's veins. The day is warm, deceptively warm, the kind of warmth that lulls you into a false sense of security. Golden rays dance on the buildings, an illusion of peace that clings to the air like a fragile veil, but I know better—today is different. Today, the sun’s glow feels like a lie, a mask for something dark and twisted waiting to claw its way into the light. I see him—my colleague, my friend—just ahead. He’s waving, or maybe just stretching out his arm, seeking relief from the sweltering heat. A simple, mundane gesture. The kind you see a thousand times and never think twice about. But not today. Today, the mundane becomes monstrous. Today, the ordinary becomes a nightmare. And then, it happens. Time fractures into a thousand shards. A glazier's van roars past, a wolf in sheep’s clothing, its menace hidden behind a façade of daily routine. But this is no ordinary day...

Town Bewildered So, picture this: I’m cruising along my usual bus route, the same old stops, the same familiar faces, and the occasional dog that insists on racing me—typical Tuesday, right? But hold onto your seats, folks, because today was anything but typical. There I was, listening to control on the bus radio, when something caught my eye. I glanced over to one of the houses, expecting the usual: lawn gnomes, bird baths, maybe a seasonal inflatable hot tub. But nope, not today. What do I see instead? A horse's head hung in the front window. Yes, you heard me right. A HORSE’S HEAD. My first thought? "Did I accidentally drive into a scene from The Godfather?" Now, I don't know about you, but this kind of thing tends to raise a few questions. For instance, are we sure the Mafia hasn’t relocated to this quaint little town on the edge of the city? And more importantly, where in the world is the rest of the horse? Is it lounging in the back garden, soaking up some sun? ...

Roadside Emergency A Strange Start to an Ordinary Day Imagine the sun barely peeking over the horizon as I drive my bus through the sleepy streets, my only company being the hum of the engine and the occasional bird breaking the dawn's silence. The road is mine—at least until a speeding ambulance disrupts the peace, its flashing blue lights slicing through the twilight like a frenzied strobe at a midnight rave. But what happened next was anything but routine. It was bizarre, unsettling, and, quite frankly, toe-tally unexpected. The Ambulance's Reckless Leapfrog As the ambulance overtakes my bus with the urgency of a superhero on a mission, it performs a sudden, almost reckless maneuver, darting in front of me with a speed that leaves my pulse racing. But instead of disappearing into the distance, the ambulance takes a nosedive in the most unexpected way. A white polystyrene box—seemingly unimportant but now the star of this surreal drama—falls from the ambulance's rear step...