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Yesterday’s journey: Chaos, calm, and the courage to mediate. It was one of those journeys. You could tell before you even pulled up to the bus stop.

There they were, a horde of high school kids, jostling in what could only be described as a rugby scrum masquerading as a queue. I braced myself. They weren’t so much boarding the bus as storming it, a chaotic tide funnelling through the doors with the collective grace of a stampeding herd. Coins clinked, tickets whirred, and the seats filled faster than you could say "last school bell."

Thirty seconds into the journey, and the cacophony began. The back of the bus, where the unspoken rules of decorum go to die, erupted in a symphony of shouting, laughter, and the occasional unintelligible battle cry. Nothing particularly untoward, mind you, just the usual end-of-day exuberance that I’d long since learned to tune out. My focus was on the road ahead, navigating the pre-rush hour traffic that was already doing its best impression of a car park.

A beacon of calm in a sea of chaos—where the chaos of youthful exuberance collides with the steady hand of reason, guiding through the turbulence.

Then came the tap

A soft rapping on the driver’s window pulled my attention away from the snail’s pace of the queue. I glanced over to see an elderly passenger gesturing earnestly. Rolling down the window slightly, I leaned in to hear her over the din. It took a moment, but her message eventually cut through: things were getting a bit out of hand up the back.

I sighed. It wasn’t news to me; the occasional projectile and a few choice expletives were part and parcel of ferrying excitable teens. But she had a point, what might seem like harmless antics to me was undoubtedly unsettling for others. I nodded my thanks and resolved to intervene.

With traffic at a standstill, I pulled the bus over and turned off the engine. A hush fell over the crowd, like a curtain dropping on an unscheduled intermission. Stepping out of the cab, I walked deliberately towards the back. The kids, caught mid-mayhem, froze.

In my calmest, most measured tone, one honed through years of diffusing tense situations, I addressed them.

Alright, folks. You’re all welcome to ride this bus, but the larking about and chucking things? That’s not on. We’ve got other passengers to think about, yeah?”

To their credit, most of them listened. A few even nodded. I assured them no one was in trouble; we just needed a bit of cooperation to make the journey bearable for everyone. The mood shifted. The rabble eased into a low murmur, and I allowed myself a rare moment of satisfaction.

As I turned to make my way back to the cab, a sharp voice rang out.

I want off this bus! I’m gonna kick someone’s...

Let’s just say it was colourful language, followed by a vivid promise of violence.

I stopped. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught sight of a gang of youths loitering by the next stop. They weren’t just milling about; they were the sort of lot that made you instinctively check your wallet was still in your pocket.

Spinning on my heel, I called back, “You’re going nowhere, mate.”

The lad bristled, but I wasn’t opening that door. Not on my watch. He might have fancied himself a warrior, but one look outside and it was clear he’d be walking straight into the lion’s den. For his own safety, and for my own conscience, the doors stayed firmly shut.

Returning to the cab, I exhaled heavily and restarted the engine. The noise level remained manageable for the rest of the journey, the kids seemingly content with their near brush with adventure. As for me, I continued on, stoic as ever, just another day navigating the wild frontier that is public transport.

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