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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: A Late Evening Bus Driver’s Tale

On a quiet, rainy night, a simple act of kindness spirals into a wild late-night bus ride, where a pram full of shopping, orange juice, and an unexpected community turn a dull shift into a chaotic adventure.


A Rainy Night, a Pram Full of Surprises, and a Bus Ride to Remember

It was one of those nights. Late, cold, and thoroughly wet. The kind of evening that makes you question your life choices as you’re seated in an empty bus, navigating the high street in eerie silence.

Not a soul had boarded yet, and I was running empty. The road ahead glistened under the streetlights, the rain giving it a reflective sheen. It was a picture of desolation, and then, I saw her.

Between stops, a figure emerged in the distance, attempting to sprint towards the next bus stop. Sprint might be generous; it was more of a flailing stumble against the rain. One thing was certain: she wasn’t going to make it.

eerie, quiet atmosphere of the high street, with the unexpected lively turn of events when the late-night shoppers arrive

I glanced around; not a single car in sight. Doing the decent thing, I slowed down and pulled over just ahead of her, sparing her the struggle of reaching the next stop. She arrived at the door, out of breath and drenched, her relief evident.

“Driver!” she exclaimed, and I was bombarded with a thousand thank-yous as she climbed aboard. Once inside, she composed herself, straightened her rain-soaked jacket, and turned to me with a radiant smile. “Driver, can you wait a moment? My mum’s coming.”

Before I could respond, she was already on her phone. “Mum! Hurry up! He’s waiting!” A muffled reply came through the receiver, followed by her shout: “I’m coming, I’m coming! Almost there!”

A moment later, her mum appeared – and she wasn’t alone. Emerging from the rain-soaked high street was a troop of late-night shoppers. They must have been hiding out in the local pub, seeking refuge from the weather, and now they were all making a beeline for my bus. In my side mirror, I caught the scene in all its chaotic glory: a pram wobbling dangerously, its wheels catching on lampposts and waste bins, accompanied by people on crutches, doing their best to gather momentum. It was an odd caravan, drenched and determined.

One by one, they boarded. The pram, I quickly realised, was not for a baby but for their shopping—a peculiar collection that seemed to whisper tales of bargain-bin adventures and questionable sourcing. Bags upon bags of groceries were crammed into its seat and basket, an assortment so eclectic it could have stocked a market stall of questionable provenance. I didn’t ask questions; it seemed safer that way. The mood onboard shifted from dreary to something resembling a community meeting. As we picked up a few regulars at subsequent stops, the bus transformed into a lively gathering. Jokes were shared, stories exchanged, and the air filled with the hum of late-night camaraderie.

And then came the orange juice.

One of the group, evidently parched, reached into the pram and produced not just a bottle but an entire crate of orange juice. This wasn’t your average corner shop purchase; it was enough to stock a small café. The bottles began circulating through the bus, offered generously to anyone willing to partake.

“Driver, driver! You want some orange juice?” one of them shouted.

I shook my head, laughing. “No, love, I’m good, thanks.”

My refusal didn’t deter them. Moments later, a bottle came flying into the cab. “Thanks, driver! You stopped and picked up my ma. Have a juice!”

The bottle soared into the cab with surprising accuracy and landed squarely on the floor behind my seat. A great shot, I had to admit, even as I tried to keep my composure. What could I do? Refuse their generosity? Lecture them about safety? It was late, they were happy, and my efforts to maintain a quiet evening had officially spiralled into something far more entertaining. The only thing left was to roll with it.

The journey was mercifully short, and before long, I was pulling up at their various stops. Each departure was accompanied by waves of gratitude and cheerful farewells. As the last of them disembarked, the orange juice crate rattling away in the pram, I finally exhaled. The bus was quiet again, save for the patter of rain on the windscreen. The high street was now behind us, a distant memory of the evening's chaos.

With a wry smile, I thought about the tranquillity awaiting me on the next stretch. Tonight’s chaos had passed, leaving me with a story I’d undoubtedly embellish later. After all, no good deed goes unpunished – but sometimes, the punishment comes with a free bottle of orange juice and a reminder of the peculiar joy that can only be found on the late-night bus.

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